Last night I was dining (okay drinking) with my lovely and talented agent. And we were discussing the exotic delicacies of the hood. The name of 8-Ball Cola came up. We were discussing how delicious this stuff was. I mean after one sip, you would declare that Coke and Pepsi were both lukewarm horse piss (I don’t know about you, but I like my horse piss either piping hot or with lots of ice.) The ingredient list looked like a chemistry exam, but it did have one ingredient that other sodas did not Genseing. I am not going to get too into the taste as I have friends who critique beverages for a living and I wouldn’t want to encroach on their territory.
Wanting to find a distributor for this hood borne goodness, I did a Google search and all I could find was references to drugs and pool. Yes both of those are good hood related activities, but neither of them will bring me closer to a two liter bottle of this caramel colored heaven. Am I making this shit up? Did I hallucinate the conversation last night? Was it a Bourbon induced fantasy? I am not quite sure. If you can’t be found on Google, then you surely don’t exist. Can somebody please let me know if they have ever had this stuff and if they can score me some. I will pay handsomely. Jeez I sound like an addict. I’m willing to meet strange men in the middle of the hood to cop an 8-Ball…Cola that is